What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!