What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"