What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind