What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.