How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes