How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.