Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw