What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket