What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.