What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!