What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.