What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket