My Bologna had a first name.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
A refrigerator.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
Bologna & cheese !