Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !