Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.