Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)