Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)