Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.