Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.