Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !