Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

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Namaste.

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Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.