Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!