What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Because of the culture!

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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Aids develops itself

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After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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A Yoghurt's got culture!

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy