What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.