Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.