Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen