Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen