How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.