How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness