How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.