How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..