How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.