What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE