What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.