What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What country do I live?

Iran

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"