What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.