Type Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

This joke may have profanity.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.