What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!