What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.