What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS