What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition