What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.