What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.