What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.