What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty