What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition