What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim