What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Where did he get his clothes?

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You're gonna be pooped after this.