What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.