What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.