Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

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What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair?

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.