Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Intelligence Jokes More Intelligence Jokes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice