Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.