Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Transginger Jokes More Transginger Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.