Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM