What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.