How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !