How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes