How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table