What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.