What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !