What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !