What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."