What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!