What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !