What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.