What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound