What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.