What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !