What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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A cracker with cheese.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.