What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.