Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.