Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!