Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.