Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)