Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker