Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.