Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!