Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.