Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Polly wants a firecracker!

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I am bread.

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r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

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Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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It needs more space.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Smack a monster.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.