Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.