Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.