Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
No, seriously, I want to know.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Because it's a little meteor.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Cod red-handed !
I've cod a cold."
It's a little meteor.
Because the stakes would be too high.
Buy a deck of cards.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg
They are both unlike radicals.
Because he said Punch's line.
They're practically non existent.