What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.