What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.