What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.