Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Smart Car Jokes More Smart Car Jokes

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.