Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages