Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages