Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages