How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.