How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.