How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!