How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.