What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.