What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.