What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.