Isee cold."
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Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Yoda-ling
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
Cliff
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Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Cliff.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
The tale of a rat.
A quadratic equation :)
BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Tequila
Bouncy Beyonce.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
XeNON.
A rocking Cher.
Holy schist."
A cross-threader
Social justice.