What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.