What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.