What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.