What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.