What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.