What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.