Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

It's just average.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!