Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban