Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.