Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!