What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.