What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!