What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.