What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"