What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."