What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"