Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.