Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!