Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."