Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!