Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.