Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.