Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.