Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.