Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!