What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."