A divorce lawyer.
because they spend too much time with the x-position
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Me: "A divorce lawyer."