What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.