How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer