How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.