How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"