How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.