How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"