How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"