How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen