How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!