How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen