What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use