Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.