Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Why are black people unfair?

Because they're unfair.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"