Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy