Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

White Thing Jokes More White Thing Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy