Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.