Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy